▶ #073The town
Northwest Hills
Northwest Austin, off Far West Boulevard. Live oaks, cul-de-sacs, an H-E-B with a kosher deli inside.
The Town
The Kollel doesn’t ride into empty country. Austin in 2006 already has a sizable Jewish community, most of it new to town and growing with the city: chip engineers, UT faculty, lawyers and realtors working the boom, a few old Texas families, and a lot of people whose Jewish life is a seder and a kid at the community center summer camp. The college students are the Kollel’s stated mission. The town is where it actually reaches.
▶ #060Main Street
One parking lot, a community center with a pool and a preschool, a Conservative synagogue across the lot, and a hallway of rooms rented by the hour to anyone who needs one.
▶ #037The little shul
The Orthodox congregation rents the community center’s dance and workout studio: sprung floor, ballet barre, a wall of mirrors. It counts to ten there every Saturday, an hour before step aerobics.
▶ #032The company town
The Kollel’s rabbis live a few blocks down, paired in rented duplexes that share a wall, plus one more duplex for the Kollel itself. Strollers, bikes, black hats on a street with no sidewalks. The founder gets the big house near the campus.
▶ #061The county seat
Central Austin, its own building for generations, an organ, a board of old Texas families, and a rabbi who has buried most of their parents.
▶ #053The trading post
The neighborhood Chabad, for families rather than students: a rented building between a dentist and a title company, a menorah on the H-E-B parking lot every Chanukah, a Sunday Hebrew school, and years of house calls on the same families the Kollel now invites to dinner.
▶ #037The general store
Hot and cold sandwiches at the kosher deli counter. Kosher brisket in the meat case, back in the grocery aisles. Everybody comes through.
How the Kollel Gets In
The Setting
▶ #073The town
Northwest Austin, off Far West Boulevard. Live oaks, cul-de-sacs, an H-E-B with a kosher deli inside.
▶ #030The general store
Everybody comes through. The man slicing the pastrami hears all of it.
▶ #123The company back east
Never in town. They chose to send him to Texas. Now they call for numbers.
▶ #079The saloon
Frat porches, red cups, free Shabbat dinner.
▶ #079The fort
A rental on San Pedro. Folding tables, Gemaras, a recruitment budget.
▶ #117The ghost town
The man is gone, then the families. The street sign stays.
The city rezones West Campus for density. By 2006 the fourplexes are coming down and the cranes are going up. Students walk to class past holes where their friends used to live.
Texas beats USC in the Rose Bowl for the national championship. The Tower glows orange after every win that fall.
Texas Hillel dedicates its new building on San Antonio Street, a block from campus.
Facebook launches News Feed. Hundreds of thousands of students join protest groups. Three days later Mark Zuckerberg apologizes.
The BlackBerry Pearl goes on sale. Students still flip open RAZRs. Adults with jobs now carry their email in their pockets.
Apple announces the iPhone. It goes on sale June 29, after this story's school year is over. Nobody in it has one.
AIM away messages, MySpace Top 8s, point-and-shoot cameras uploading whole parties to Facebook albums, flyers stapled over flyers.
The places and dates in this list are real and checked against public sources.
Around Town
In the H-E-B meat aisle, a man with a high-and-tight loads twenty pounds of kosher brisket into his cart. Rabbi Kotzk, reaching for the same shelf, invites his whole family for Shabbat. Everyone assumes. Nobody asks.
The shul gets a taller mechitza. Then the problem nobody noticed in twenty years: the dance studio’s mirrors. Black curtains go up over every one, and come down by ten for step aerobics.
On lower Hart Lane, two rabbis who share a duplex wall string an eruv of fishing line over their doors and walkway so they can carry the cholent across on Shabbat. The neighbor asks if it’s for the Longhorns.
The Kopusts tell the Levines they kindly reached out to the Wassers, but the Wassers never called back. The Wassers tell the Lindqvists they kindly reached out to the Kopusts, but the Kopusts never called back. Nobody checks. Everybody repeats it.
At the community gala, a rabbi won’t shake Bunny Kessler’s hand. Mort pulls his pledge. Sheila Rosen doubles hers.
For several mornings after the snowstorm, the rabbis are in the lobby of Ron and Maya’s dorm, all of them, in their coats, by the mailboxes. They say good morning. Nobody says why.
Wade calls from Baghdad on a satellite phone in the middle of the Purim megillah, and the whole room boos Haman for him.
Salant’s rental car pulls up outside Ron’s parents’ house and idles. Two rabbis get out with a clipboard and a tape measure and start writing down the trees and the power lines. Surveying for an eruv, apparently. Nobody ever says. Nobody sleeps.
Found Media
In Far West, who knows what depends on how it traveled: a chat someone saved, an email that is three things at once, a phone in the hand of the man who decides who hears it, a dinner with no record at all. Everything below is invented for the show.
frumhopeful613: hi rabbi!! i'm a freshman at UT and i think i'm ready to become completely religious. like this week
frumhopeful613: my parents don't understand me. also i'm from Plano. also i have a horse
RabbiSalant: Tell Seth the horse was too much.
RabbiSalant has signed off. 10:52 PM
From: S. Salant
Subj: FW: frumhopeful613
See below. Funny. Read it to the guys tonight.
Sent from my BlackBerry
From: Yoni Tarfon
Subj: frisbee + quick q
Ron! Frisbee at Murchison Sunday? Also can you fix a hookah (asking for a friend, the friend is me). Also we have a paid student-coordinator spot, ten bucks an hour, mostly emails and sign-ups, you'd be perfect. Also Shabbos? Leah's making the brisket.
Members: 214 · Network: Texas
Zevi Hirsch wrote: SHABBOS AT THE CAMPUS HOUSE this week, bring friends, bring appetite, bring questions!!
Posted January 26, 2007 · 3 comments
Fri. night · back of an H-E-B receipt
Leah's seating chart
Student Organization Registration
Organization: Jewish Learning Society at UT
President: Brett Schwartz (Sammy)
Faculty advisor: ______
Purpose: Learning. Food.
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